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Old Posted: 06-21-09 at 12:07 PM
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One day i got drunk, stole a cap gun and hopped some fences
Shot off 300 rounds through an apartment complex
Hosted a blunt rollin contest, and attended a beer bong fest
Blacked out, got some rest, but when I woke my memory wasnt clear
But fuck it, i went outside and drank some more beer
Let my friends pierce my ears, but i ended up with only one of the earrings
Took a giant bong hit, and my friend Gabe got some nipple piercings
It was odd to me, but everyone else thought it was alright
Wow...beer and liquor can create an awkward...

Day & night
The alcoholic seems to lose his mind at night
And from Day to Night
If he's drunk, he might start a fight...fight

Me and my homie Elijah were drinkin E&J, laughin up and down the blocks
I puked behind Pizza Hut, we got caught drunk, and i clowned on the cops
All i wanted was to be wasted and eat at least 2, 89 cent burritos
But no Andre and his gay lover Lucas are cheap hoes
They couldve helped me with the food situation dawg, maybe a bag of doritos
Stupid Elijah always got me drinkin with people that are cheesier than cheetos
Now im in the back of the cop car with Elijah, clownin on aquaman's occupation
Shouldve had some tall cans, now im on my way for another citation..

Day & night
The alcoholic seems to lose his mind at night
And from Day to Night
If he's drunk, he might start a fight...fight

It was day time, and we made the decision
Drank and ended up with impaired vision
We was livin', yep
Heads spinnin like a spiderman web
Half a blunt left
Wanted to make it last, wait
Spark it before we make it past the black gate
Call Terrance before its too late
I guess that move wasnt so clever
Cuz me and Elijah lost that half a blunt Forever.
We couldve left it behind, but shit...
We looked for 30 minutes and came back with people and looked for it
We should've left it behind, shit...
Cuz it sucked that we didnt find it.
Shouldve, couldve....didnt happen
But its all good cuz im laughing, and aight
But
Day & night
The alcoholic seems to lose his mind at night
And from Day to Night
If he's drunk, he might start a fight...fight

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